“I’m clutching my teddy bear” — How The Stranglers lost it, found God and rewrote the Bible…

There are two knowing quips about The Stranglers on the internet:

· ‘The Stranglers aren’t a band, they are a point of view’

· ‘God loves the Stranglers’

Which, if you really got The Stranglers and their worldview, you would understand. Even God…