Mr Transparent…


Go to hell…

You are Mr Transparent. Your narcissism makes me sick. Self-obsession is self love honey and you buy your clothes from Next.

You are Mr Transparent. Stephen Hawking was wrong about you. You’re the centre of your own universe. Black Holes avoid your ego too.

So obsessed are you you. Obsessed by you. You know what I’d like to do? Kick you in the head. Kick you in the fucking head.

You are Mr Transparent. Dante’s Inferno has nothing on you. A latter day, Dorian Gray. Ugly from the inside too. Ugly from the inside too.


Mr Transparent, you’re our Death Knell.

Mr Transparent, your soul it smells

Like a diseased you must be felled.

Mr Transparent you go to hell.



Duncan Poundcake