Westenders…How Johnson has turned British Democracy into a car crash soap opera…

Duncan Poundcake
2 min readJun 1, 2021

The secret wedding of Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds was vomited up all over the British Press at the weekend.

Serial shagger, baby father, Non Disclosure Agreement spaffer and philanderer was made an honest man by Carrie ‘I care about animals but not