Westenders…How Johnson has turned British Democracy into a car crash soap opera…

The secret wedding of Boris Johnson and Carrie Symonds was vomited up all over the British Press at the weekend.

Serial shagger, baby father, Non Disclosure Agreement spaffer and philanderer was made an honest man by Carrie ‘I care about animals but not people ’ Johnson (Nee Symonds)

Earlier in the week we had the revelation that Johnson & Johnson spent £27,000 on takeaways…

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9606217/Butler-smuggled-27-000-organic-takeaways-No-10-paid-wife-Tory-donor.html

And the ongoing saga of ‘I can’t remember who paid £88,000 for my flat upgrade’ still rumbles away…

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/boris-johnson-wallpaper-flat-refurb-b18…